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• State-of-the-art - When referring to hardware: about five years behind the best research labs.
  When referring to software: about ten years behind the best research labs....
• Portable, adj.: Survives system reboot.
• Unix conspiracy n. [ITS] According to a conspiracy theory long popular among ITS and TOPS-20 fa
  Unix's growth is the result of a plot, hatched during the 1970s at Bell Labs, whose intent was to hobble AT&...
• UNIX conspiracy: [ITS] n. According to a conspiracy theory long popular among {{ITS}} and {{TOPS-20}} fa
  UNIX's growth is the result of a plot, hatched during the 1970s at Bell Labs, whose intent was to hobble AT&T's competitors by making them dependent upon a system whose future evolution was to be under AT&T's control....
• oftware rot n. Term used to describe the tendency of software that has not been used in a while to lose
  uch failure may be semi-humorously ascribed to bit rot....
• Real computer scientists don't program in assembler.
  They don't write in anything less portable than a number two pencil....