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• With all of your money, your poor can be fed.
• If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
• Your piss poor planning is not necessarily my emergency!
• Your work is very poor, but at least it's slow.
• If you disclose your alms, even then it is well done, but if you keep them secret, and give them to the poor, then that is better still for you
  and this wipes off from you some of your evil deeds. -- Koran (c. 651 A.D.)...
• Send me your tired, your poor... Oh! And a side of fries.
• I have such poor vision I can date anybody. -- Garry Shandling
• May you make a poor man richer: your doctor.
• The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time.