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• Bye!! --> poof ::: cloud of du
• What's this button do? Click! Poof!!# $ $%?
• Okay, now where did I put my orange smoke?.... >POOF!
  < Everything disappears in a dense cloud of orange smoke....
• All right. But don't blame me if something goes wr.
  ..... --- POOF!! --- You are engulfed in a cloud of orange smoke....
• Bart: Kolchak..Mannix..Banacek..Dano! [-poof- Lisa turns into a snail] Lisa
  What's wrong? Bart: I never realized what a beautiful young woman you've become....
• Lisa: My conscience is bothering me. Homer: Your conscience!
  ? Lisa, don't let that pushy little weenie tell you what to do....
• An eighty-year-old woman is rocking away the afternoon on her porch when she sees an old, tarnished lamp sitting near the steps.
  She picks it up, rubs it gently, and lo and behold a genie appears!...
• Slashdot Effect Vaporizes Ganymede -- Submitted by Dave Finton In one of the more bizarre consequences of the infamous "Slashdot Effec
  Ganymede, the largest moon in our solar system, was completely and utterly destroyed when CmdrTaco posted an article about the Hubble Space Telescope's latest round of images and discoveries....
• One day an elderly Jewish Pole, living in Warsaw, finds an old lamp in his attic.
  He starts to polish it and (poof!) a genie appears in cloud of smoke....