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• When willie talks, see if her lips move.
• Politicians always lie when their lips move.
• Q: How can you tell when a Burroughs salesman is lying? A: When his lips move.
• How can you tell when an IBM salesman is lying? When his lips move.
• If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read by persons who move their lips when the're reading to themselves.
  -- Don Marqui...
• When money talks there are few interruptions.
• Joey: So Pheebs, do they know about each other? Phoebe
  Does a dog's lips move when he reads? (pause) Okay, no they don't....
• Hitlery is not running the country, Chelsea is.
• Will Hitlery's grave be a feminizt plot?