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• Having a beer can't make you pregnant. -- Men vs. Bee
• Never tell a woman that you didn't realize she was pregnant unless you're certain that she is.
  -- Dave Barry...
• The soldier came knocking upon the queen's door He said, "I am not fighting for you anymore" The queen knew she had seen his face someplace before And slowly she let him inside.
  He said, "I see you now, and you're so very young But I've seen more battles lost than I have battles won And I have this intuition that it's all for your fun And now will you tell me why?...
• Did you hear about the meanest man in the world didn't tell his wife he was sterile until she got pregnant.
• If men could get pregnant, it would help hide the beer bellies.
• You're the reason my dog is pregnant, aren't you?!
• My wife just got pregnant ... She took seriously what was poked at her in fun!
• Beer Gut? Nah, I got pregnant before I had the sex change.
• A beer would never make fun of your new outfit. -- Men vs. Bee