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Plumpick?: Don't You Understand, The Whole Town Will Blow Up In Three Minutes!
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Plumpick?: Don't you understand, the whole town will blow up in three minutes!
Columbine: Yes--they will be wonderful, those three minutes.
-- _The King of Hearts_
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