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• Lisa: Maybe we can make your job more fun. [points to two radiation suits hanging on the wall] What are those?
  Homer: I dunno. -- How the devil should I know, I just work here, "Bart on the Road...
• Drive a car with an automatic transmission. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
• Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmissio
• I am the Shopping Cart that nicks at your paint-job.
• Judging a piece of fiction by the quality of its writing without considering its subject matter is like buying a car because it has a pretty paint job
  without considering the state of its engine and transmission. -- Kelvin Throop III...
• There is an iron crowbar hanging in a tool rack on the wall.
• Pollution is so bad that when I put air in my tires two of them died. -- Lee Tully
• Baby conceived in back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard.