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• Cthulhu loves you ... On a sesame bun.
• Cthulhu loves you ... With ketchup on a bun.
• .. I have a VISION! It's a RANCID double-FISHWICH on an ENRICHED BUN!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Spoken inarticulations: ------------------------ Words such as `mumble', `sigh', and `groan' are spoken in places where their referent might more naturally be used.
  It has been suggested that this usage derives from the impossibility of representing such noises on a comm link or in electronic mail (interestingly, the same sorts of constructions have been showing up with increasing frequency in comic strips)....
• Lisa: Uhh, excuse me? Isn't there anything here that doesn't have meat in it?
  Doris: Possibly the meat loaf. Lisa: Well, I believe you're required to provide a vegetarian alternative....
• his hat tumble-dries to a stop]} Homer: {[putting it on] Mmm, I _can_ feel three kinds of softness.
  } Lisa: {Dad, what are you doing down there?} Home...
• A conference of Polish economists was convened. It's object was to try to find a way of increasing the value of the zloty.
  One delegate suggested that they drill four holes in them and sell them as buttons....
• Another way to look at this is: if your computer is not capable of saturating *your* I/O bandwidth, you may be pissing away *your* wetware power.
  And last I checked, mine isn't increasing exponentially... -- Dan Mocsny (dmocsny@uceng.uc.edu)...
• ASSHOLE BUDDY -- a bun ami.