ASSHOLE BUDDY -- a bun ami.
- I'm an asshole, and I'm proud of it. -- Denis Leary, "Asshole
- Cthulhu loves you ... On a sesame bun.
- Cthulhu loves you ... With ketchup on a bun.
- Picard Burger: No sesame seeds on the bun.
- Hi! I'll be your asshole for the evening.
- Instant asshole: Just add alcohol.
- SAAB Stupid, Arrogant Asshole Babie
- Prevent Drowning: Buddy System
- Rent-To-Own a clue buddy.