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• Hi, I'm Simon. Are you a girl or a lady?
  -- Simon (to Melanie), "Heart on a Chain", Eerie Indiana...
• My name is Marshall Teller, and I've learned an important lesson about Reality.
  In this life you can either follow the script they give you, or demand a rewrite....
• I'll show you fun. Simon, let the games begin. -- Marshall, "Just Say No Fun", Eerie Indiana
• I'm doomed to wander around here aimlessly for eternity.
  ..or until they demolish the mill for a mini-mall, whichever comes first....
• In Eerie, Indiana, when you scrape away the surface weirdness, what you find is .
  .. more weirdness. -- Eerie Indiana...
• If you can persuade your customer to tattoo your name on their chest, they probably will not switch brands.
  -- an Indiana University professor, re: Harley-Davidson owne...
• Mummy: "Heavens to burgitroid, what is that detestable little yard ape doing in my movie.
  He's ruining it." Simon: "You should see what he does to my bedroom....
• The problem with losing stuff is that it always happens when you're not watching.
  Of course if you were watching I guess the stuff wouldn't get lost, would it....