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• Noise? Did you hear a noise, Percy? ...No. Good. ..
  apart from that colossal drunken roar. (Edmund kicks Percy off chair) -- Edmund and Percy : Bee...
• Percy, the devil farts in my face once more. -- Edmund : Bee
• The fashion these days is towards the tiny... Well, in that case, Percy, you have the most fashionable brain in Britain.
  -- Percy and Edmund : Head...
• Sorry I'm late! Oh, don't bother apologising. I'm sorry you're alive. -- Percy and Edmund : Bell
• He died a hero's death, dying so his friends might live.
  .. ...And that his enemies might have something to go with their potatoes....
• Sex is hardly a fitting subject for the dinner table.
  Or, indeed..._any_ table. ....Except perhaps a table at a brothel....
• You'll get over her. (Percy readies his aim and prepares to shoot the arrow) .
  ..I did. (Percy is distracted, and has to re-aim.) ....
• Tis said, Percy, that civilised man seeks out good and intelligent company, so through learned discussion, he may rise above the savage and closer to God.
  Yes, I'd heard that. ...Personally, I like to start the day with a total dickhead to remind me I'm best....
• I was the man of a thousand faces. So how did you come to choose the ugly mug you've got now, then?
  -- Percy and Edmund : Bee...