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• People are beginning to notice you. Try dressing before you leave the house.
• Watch your attitude. It's the first think people notice about you.
• The squeaky hinge gets the oil. -- Gene Frankli
• I'm sorry I missed. -- Squeaky Fromme
• Man: Bart, think. What happens to you when you turn eight?
  Bart: Well, your training wheels come off your bike....
• When I walked into the supermarket the manager got a grocery cart for me.
  I said, "Why do you always give me a cart with a squeaky wheel?...
• Ever notice that even the busiest people are never too busy to tell you just how busy they are?