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• All governments need enemies. How else to justify their existence? -- Edward Abbey
• One often hears about the need for individuals to take responsibility for their own lives.
  However, the conditions in which people find themselves have been largely established long before people become aware of them....
• Only dirty people need to wash.
• Be kind to unkind people - they need it the most.
• Don't attempt communication with dead people; it will only lead to psychological problems.
  -- Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence...
• Drive carefully in "Heavy Fallout" areas; people could be staggering illegally.
  -- Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence...
• Real computer scientists regret the existence of PL/1, PASCAL and LISP.
  ADA is getting there, but it is still allows people to make mistakes....
• The help people need most urgently is help in admitting that they need help.