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• The headboard of a young bull. Great good fortune.
• And never, never try to milk a bull!
• Palimony -- why buy the bull when you can milk him for free?
• In breeding cattle you need one bull for every twenty-five cows, unless the cows are known sluts.
  -- Johnny Carso...
• Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.
  -- Actual excerpt from student science exam papers....
• Did you hear that a new line of bull sperm for use in animal husbandry will be called Elmer's Goo.
• SMILEY }:-( bull headed
• SMILEY pq'#' bull
• I have a great dog. She's half Lab, half pit bull. A good combination.
  Sure, she might bite off my leg, but she'll bring it back to me. -- Jimi Celeste...