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• Your breath comes straight from Satan's bottom, Baldrick. -- Edmund : Bee
• Homer watches TV] Lisa: [walking in with Bart, blocks Homer's view of TV] Dad?
  [Homer flops sideways, continues watching TV] Lisa...
• Go on and try it. The worst you can do is make a fool of yourself in front of all your friend
• You are old," said the youth, "and I'm told by my peers That your lectures bore people to death.
  Yet you talk at one hundred conventions per year -- Don't you think that you should save your breath?...
• You are old," said the youth, "and I'm told by my peers That your lectures bore people to death.
  Yet you talk at one hundred conventions per year -- Don't you think that you should save your breath?...
• You know you should be swimming when . . . You catch yourself balancing a beach ball on the end of your nose.
• If you ever discover that what you're seeing is a play within a play, just slow down, take a deep breath, and hold on for the ride of your life.
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• Nelson: Look, Lisa: I found this change on the bottom of the pool.
  You can have it. Lisa: Thanks, Nelson. Ralph...