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• Due to a lack of trained trumpeteers, the end of the world has been postponed indefinately.
• Procrastination day is tomorrow, or the next day!
• Procrastination will rule one day, O.K. ?
• A new supply of round tuits has arrived and are available from Mary.
  Anyone who has been putting off work until they got a round tuit now has no excuse for further procrastination....
• Fifth Law of Procrastination: Procrastination avoids boredom
  one never has the feeling that there is nothing important to do....