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• PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE! BE PATIENT DARNIT.
• Patience is a virtue. Rutabega is a vegetable.
• Patience is not only a virtue - it pays.
• Patience -- Wait control.
• Patience is a virtue, unless your daughter dies.
• Patience is a virtue Catch it if you can, Rarely in a woman, But never in a man!
• Patience is a minor form of despair, disguised as virtue. -- Ambrose Bierce, on qualifie
• Homer: Well, time to go to work. Lisa: Dad, I wouldn't go outside if I were you.
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• PATIENCE, n. A minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...