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• PATIENCE, n. A minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• MINOR, adj. Less objectionable. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE! BE PATIENT DARNIT.
• Patience is a virtue. Rutabega is a vegetable.
• Patience is not only a virtue - it pays.
• Perfection is a minor virtue. -- Edward Abbey
• SYLLOGISM, n. A logical formula consisting of a major and a minor assumption and an inconsequent.
  (See LOGIC.) -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Patience is a virtue that carries a lot of WAIT!
• PLEASURE, n. The least hateful form of dejection. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary