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• Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of a field in hope that the cow will back up to them.
  -- Elbert Hubbard...
• A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using them. Elbert Hubbard
• A pessimist is one who has been intimately acquainted with an optimist. -- Elbert Hubbard
• A pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist. -- Elbert Hubbard
• Editor: a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.
  -- Elbert Hubbard...
• Art is not a thing; it is a way. -- Elbert Hubbard
• A committee is a thing which takes a week to do what one good man can do in an hour.
  -- Elbert Hubbard...
• If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lo
  you can still call him vile names. -- Elbert Hubbard...
• The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.
  -- Elbert. G. Hubbard, American write...