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• Pardon me while I fold my pants.
• I went to an authentic Mexican restaurant. The waiter poured the water and warned me not to drink it.
  -- Brad Garre...
• Pardon me while I laugh.
• Diner: Waiter! There's a footprint in my breakfast.
  Waiter: Well, I don't see what the problem is. You ordered an omelet and told me to step on it!...
• Pardon my driving, officer, I was trying to reload!
• A man is crawling through the Sahara desert when he is approached by another man riding on a camel.
  When the rider gets close enough, the crawling man whispers through his sun-parched lips, "Water....
• Homer: Flanders! My socks feel dirty. Give me some water to wash them.
  Flanders: Again? Homer, we have to ration the water carefully....
• PARDON me, am I speaking ENGLISH? -- Zippy the Pinhead