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• Oysters cannot fly.
• Managing engineers is like herding cockroache
• Raising Kids is like herding ca
• DELEGATION, n. In American politics, an article of merchandise that comes in sets.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• PRESIDENCY, n. The greased pig in the field game of American politics.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• RECOUNT, n. In American politics, another throw of the dice, accorded to the player against whom they are loaded.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• You'd have more success herding cats.
• Amending the Constitution to protect the flag is not a matter of partisan politics.
  It's an American issue....