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• That Farrow bloke you executed today. You sure he's dead?
  I cut his head off. That usually does the trick. -- Edmund and Baldrick : Head...
• On a Shake-N-Bake or similar product, I saw a sticker saying "Remove this label before baking".
  Now, if they never put this useless sticker on there in the first place, a warning wouldn't have been required, and thus, no sticker....
• I saw a lot of trees today; and they were made of wood.
• Ford: Found on road dead
• Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why.
  It told me it was none of my business. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I bought a house, on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. -- Steven Wrigh
• And the road warrior, that was the last we saw of him.
• I is a university student. -- Bumper Sticke
• The other day along the road I saw a sign which said "Deer Crossing.
  Until that very time it never occurred to me that deer were Catholics....