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  A: There are skid marks in front of the dog....
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• Out on the road today I saw a "Dead-Head" sticker on a Cadillac.
• Cereal Killer Strikes Again! Cap'n Crunch found dead.
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• Merrill's Second Corollary In the highway of life, the average happening is of about as much true significance as a dead skunk in the middle of the road.
• I bought a house, on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. -- Steven Wrigh
• There's nothing in the middle of the road but yellow stripes and dead armadillos.
  -- Jim Hightower, Texas Agricultural Commissioner, in "Time", 3 April 1989...