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  -- George "Goober" Lindsey...
• Three fellas up in heaven. St. Peter's interviewing them.
  He says to the first guy, "How did you get up here in heaven?...
• You 're our enemy; lead the way, and we 'll precede.
  -- Richard Brinsley Sheridan (1751-1816) -- The Rivals, Act v, Sc. 1...
• We have all got to die some day; a few years more or less of our lives don't much matter if by dying a year or two sooner than we should otherwise do from disease we can help to save the flag of our country from going under.
  -- Lord Baden-Powell Scouting for Boys (1908)...
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• She was so big she could kick-start a 747. -- George "Goober" Lindsey
• Marge: Mr. Scorpio, this house is almost too good for us.
  I keep expecting to get the bum's rush. Hank...
• THEOSOPHY, n. An ancient faith having all the certitude of religion and all the mystery of science.
  The modern Theosophist holds, with the Buddhists, that we live an incalculable number of times on this earth, in as many several bodies, because one life is not long enough for our complete spiritual developme...
• Comrades, we have established beyond a doubt that it is possible to build socialism in one large country - like the Soviet Union.
  But is it possible to built it in a very small country, say, Switzerland....