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• If it can break, it will, but only after the warranty expires. -- Sherry Gradito
• Everything is for sale; only the price is negotiable.
• AFTER HOLIDAY SALE: '92 TAGLINES AT HALF PRICE!
• The one item you want is never the one on sale. -- Finman's Principle
• At the all-you-can-eat barbecue, you have to pay the regular dinner price if you eat less than you can.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• Excellence in any department can be attained only by the labor of a lifetime
  it is not to be purchased at a lesser price....
• No matter how carefully you shop for an item, once bought, it will be on sale elsewhere cheaper.
  -- Lewis's Law...
• If it feels good, it is downright ugly. If it looks good on you, it hurts to wear it.
  If it is on sale, they don't have your size. If it is absolutely awful, they have it, in your size, on sale....
• The "CONSUMER REPORT" on the item will come out a week after you buy the item. -- Beryl's Law