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  -- Sherry Gradito...
• Everything is for sale; only the price is negotiable.
• Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.
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• So stupid, mind readers charge her half price.
• A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock.
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  If you're less than 10 years old you're so excited about aging you think in fractio...