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• Operation instructions shipped with the unit will be discarded by Receiving.
  -- The RPCISPE's Fourteenth Universal Law...
• dumpster diving /dump'-ster di:'-ving/ n. 1. The practice of sifting refuse from an office or technical installation to extract confidential data
  especially security-compromising information (`dumpster' is an Americanism for what is elsewhere called a `skip')....
• dumpster diving: /dump'-ster di:'-ving/ n. 1. The practice of sifting refuse from an office or technical installation to extract confidential data
  especially security-compromising information (`dumpster' is an Americanism for what is elsewhere called a `skip')....
• Styrofoam is shipped in ground-up environmentalists.
• NEW ADDITION TO THE LIBRARY: "Sally", the department's new inflatable doll, is available on a short-term removal basis only -- please sign her out and return her promptly to avoid extended waits.
  (We are still awaiting shipment of our "Big John" doll.)...
• Those preflight safety instructions: "Your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device.
  Folks, if we're crashing, my seat cushion's gonna be used as a toilet! -- Tom Park...
• Installation recommended (not included).
• RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.
• Keep cool; process promptly.