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• It's better the world wonder why you *AREN'T* President.
• When your son brings the car home with a full tank of gas, you must wonder about what he was doing when he was parked so long.
• I wonder", he said to himself, "what's in a book while it's closed.
  Oh, I know it's full of letters printed on paper, but all the same, something must be happening, because as soon as I open it, there's a whole story with people I don't know yet and all kinds of adventures and battles....
• Life, you know, is rather like opening a tin of sardines.
  We are all of us looking for the key. And I wonder, how many of you here tonight have wasted years of your lives looking behind the kitchen dressers of this life for that key?...
• Doris: At last the world is safe, eh, Fallout Boy? Nelso
  [too slowly] Watch out -- Director: Next! [Nelson walks off, sees his face in a mirror] Nelso...
• Burns: Ladies and gentlemen! In his native land he was a King!
  But he comes before you in chains for your own amusement!...
• Did you ever wonder what you'd say to God if He sneezed?
• One half of the world doesn't know how the other three-quarters lives. -- P. G. Wodehouse
• Art is the desire of a man to express himself, to record the reactions of his personality to the world he lives in.
  -- Amy Lowell...