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• Opera -- it's no more unreal than the people who are watching it. -- Heard on Public Radio
• A recent study suggests that people who are left-handed are more likely to succeed in business than are right-handed people.
  Researchers studied photographs of 1,000 prominent business executives and found that 21 percent of these executives wrote with their left hand....
• The feeble minded are people who know the truth, but only affirm it as consistent with their own interests.
  Apart from that, they denounce it. -- Pascal...
• A new study collected data that shows that people who snore are more likely to gain weight than are people who do not snore.
  It is well known that many people who snore also stop breathing frequently during the night for a few seconds, a condition called sleep apnea....
• There are two groups of people in the world now. Those that get pathetically drunk in public--and the rest of us poor bastards who are expected to drive these pinheads home.
  -- Dennis Mille...
• The successful people are the ones who can think up things for the rest of the world to keep busy at.
  -- Don Marquis (1878-1937)...
• The successful people are the ones who can think up things for the rest of the world to keep busy at.
  -- Don Marqui...
• People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. -- Ogden Nash