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• The only sense I can make out of having kids is it's a good way to become a grandparent.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• No beer? I think that comes under 'sick and in pain.
  '" -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• If I could go through the dorms and shoot people, exam pressures would be put into perspective.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• On Oprah Winfrey's income: "$83 million? Oprah and I do basically the same thing.
  Stand in front of people and abuse them....
• They've got drive-by shootings in Philadelphia now.
  Where they park to reload, I don't know....
• I've been in the academic world a long time...I can sleep with my eyes open, which is an important skill for those of you considering jobs in middle and upper management.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• We're going to talk about sex--you're going to talk about sex, because I can't remember.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• We're going to assume a few things about reality. One, it exists.
  That's not a necessary assumption, but I find it comforting....
• You watch a talk show recently? They're doing one next month on a normal, happy heterosexual couple, assuming they can find one.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...