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• I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
  -- Rita Rudne...
• Cats are a waste of fur. -- Rita Rudne
• Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times.
  -- Rita Rudne...
• My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. -- Rita Rudne
• Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
  -- Rita Rudne...
• Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them. -- Rita Rudne
• I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for thirty-six hours.
  I don't even want to do anything that feels good for thirty-six hours. -- Rita Rudne...
• I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
  -- Rita Rudne...
• Yes, I've now got this nice little apartment in New York, one of those L-shaped ones.
  Unfortunately, it's a lower case l. -- Rita Rudne...