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• Let's go back to the '40s era when everybody was our gallant ally--except the people who are now our friends.
  -- Kenneth Horne...
• On commercial television the high quality of the entertainment is often spoiled by those annoying little interruptions, which we call programs.
  -- Kenneth Horne...
• Why, he's no fun, he fell right over!
• Diogenes the Cynic, when a little before his death he fell into a slumber, and his physician rousing him out of it asked him whether anything ailed him, wisely answered, "Nothing, si
  only one brother anticipates another,--Sleep before Death....
• Pudding without raisins is no pudding at all.
• The first Great Steward, Parrafin the Climber, was employed in King Chloroplast's kitchen as second scullery boy when the old King met a tragic death.
  He apparently fell backward by accident on a dozen salad forks....
• The first Great Steward, Parrafin the Climber, was employed in King Chloroplast's kitchen as second scullery boy when the old King met a tragic death.
  He apparently fell backward by accident on a dozen salad forks....
• KEEP, v.t. He willed away his whole estate, And then in death he fell asleep, Murmuring
  Well, at any rate, My name unblemished I shall keep....