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• Quote #351 Everybody raise your hand who thinks Usenet would benefit from a month or two in padded room.
  -- grendel@netaxs.com (Michael Handler)...
• All of you out there who believe in telepathy, raise your hand.
  "All right. Now, everyone who believes in telekinesis...raise MY hand." -- Dennis Owe...
• Monica: So, Ross, what's going on with you? Any stories?
  [Digs her elbow into his hand] No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?...
• Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
• Larry: Everybody go nuts! I'm buying! [to Moe] Hey, Handsome, send the bill to my dad.
  Moe: Okay, but the last guy who charged a drink to Burns turned up in a landfill....
• All left-handed people, please raise your right hand!
• Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
• Rachel: [entering] Okay, stop what you're doing, I need envelope stuffers, I need stamp lickers.
  .... Ross: Well hey, who did these resumes for ya?...
• All in favor of telekinesis, raise my hands.