Oh yes, and he had a glass eye. Funny I should forget that. The real
eye was knocked out by a cop during a strike.
eye was knocked out by a cop during a strike.
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eye..... - Gravedigger: Two more ladies come by earlier that day.
One was real pretty, t'other, sort of... - Yo momma has a glass eye with a fish
in it... - Marge: Mmm...I'll sew that eye back on.
Bart: No! Let's send Burns the eye in the mail;
he'll pay more money if he thinks the bear's... - Smithers: Mr. Simpson, are you listening?
[Homer eats an orange]
Simpson?
Homer: Huh? Yeah, I was listening. Very funny. ... - Lovejoy: [walks into the room] Yes, Marge?
Marge:
Reverend, I gave Ned Flanders some bad advice. Now... - Smithers: [feeding him] Here comes the endangered condor into the power
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I've got Bobo hot from the dryer. Careful not to burn... - EYE DROPS OFF SHELF
--
Real Newspaper... - I see the eigenvalue in thine eye,
I hear the tender tensor in thy sigh.
Bernoulli would have been content to die Had he but...
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In transplanting brains to an alien soil God leaves... - Here Fido! Fetch! Get the stick Fido... Stick...
Stupid Dog... - Slaves cannot breathe in England; if their lungs
Receive our air,
that moment they are free! They touch our country,... - We have phasers. I vote we blast 'em!
-- Bailey,
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