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• As long as its not a _glass_ eye...
• Gravedigger: Two more ladies come by earlier that day.
  One was real pretty, t'other, sort of plain....
• Yo momma has a glass eye with a fish in it.
• Marge: Mmm...I'll sew that eye back on. Bart: No! Let's send Burns the eye in the mail
  he'll pay more money if he thinks the bear's in danger....
• Smithers: Mr. Simpson, are you listening? [Homer eats an orange] Simpson?
  ! Homer: Huh? Yeah, I was listening. Very funny....
• Lovejoy: [walks into the room] Yes, Marge? Marge
  Reverend, I gave Ned Flanders some bad advice. Now he could be in real trouble....
• Smithers: [feeding him] Here comes the endangered condor into the power lines.
  .. I've got Bobo hot from the dryer. Careful not to burn yourself on his eye....
• EYE DROPS OFF SHELF -- Real Newspaper Headline
• I see the eigenvalue in thine eye, I hear the tender tensor in thy sigh.
  Bernoulli would have been content to die Had he but known such a-squared cos 2(phi)!...