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• Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
  Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: [on the phone] You gotta help me, Barney, I'm in jail.
  Barney: You are? Hey, Homer, go to the window. [waves across the street to Homer] Hiya neighbor!...
• Man: We need a pilot, pronto! Who wants to fly to the Windy City?
  [pilots all go, "Oh, I'll go!", "Me", "I'm your man", etc....
• A cloud does not know why it moves in just such a direction and at such a speed, if feels an impulsion.
  .. this is the place to go now. But the sky knows the reasons and the patterns behind all clouds, and you will know, too, when you lift yourself high enough to see beyond horizons....
• Skinner: It's coming pretty close to the ground, maybe I can catch it.
  Don't touch the telescope, Bart. A slight change in elevation can destroy a whole morning's work....
• Doctor: Krusty, your plastic surgery is complete. Now, when I remove the bandages, don't be alarmed by the total stranger staring back at you.
  [hands him a mirror] Krusty: Aah! I look exactly the same, you moron!...
• Lisa: Listen, I can take care of everything. All you have to do is unshrink me.
  Frink: Unshrink you? Well, that would require some sort of a *re*-bigulator, which is a concept so ridiculous is makes me want to laugh out loud and chortle, and....