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• You know you lead a sad life when a nymphomaniac comes up to you and says,"Let's just be friends.
• Are you trying to determine what is under the floor?
• Nymphomaniac: A girl that can only count up to sex...
• Did you hear about the nymphomaniac teenager who was popularly known as Little Often Annie.
• PRO: No more cleaning up your room. CON: No more finding that $
  20 bill that you lost under all that shit on the floor. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• You deliver a good argument, but speaking personally, I'd rather have an exhibitionist nymphomaniac, especially one who looked like Julie Newmar.
  -- Jerry Boyajia...
• SCUD Lite Beer-you have to drink 15 before they hit you.
• My next-door neighbor's little girl, 16 years old, pretty little girl--showed up just as pregnant as she could be.
  Her mama hit the ceiling. She said, "Who done it?...
• It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick up something from the floor while you get up.