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• Put your hard drive to your ear. Can you hear the C: ?
• If you put your supper dish to your ear you can hear the sounds of a restaurant. -- Snoopy
• It's so loud I can hardly hear the voices in my head.
• Actually, there IS a banana in my pocket...
• I think my wife may be getting somewhat overweight.
  "Oh, how can you tell?" "Well, last night when she sat on my face, I couldn't hear the stereo....
• No ear can hear nor tongue tell the tortures of the inward hell! -- Lord Byro
• My other computer is a Banana 6000!