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New users do it after receiving advice.
Slight disorientation after prolonged system uptime is normal for new Linux users.
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Now is the time, after reading about habits, to do something really foolish! Start Smoking!
MAC USERS do it with mice
MAGIC USERS do it with their hands.
Supercomputer users do it in parallel.
PASCAL users do it with runtime support.
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