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• Survey says... -- Richard Dawson, weenie, on Family Feud
• Bart: You always told me I was going to destroy the family.
  But I never believed it. Lisa: That's okay, Bart....
• Family values: My family is good, your family sucks.
• I support family values--Addams family value
• a ghostly Moe materializes behind the bar] Moe: So, what'll it be, Homer?
  Homer: Moe...gimme a beer! Moe: No. Not unless you kill your family....
• A healthy family is sacred territory.
• Bigotry and hatred are _NOT_ "family values.
• Hatred is not a family value
• Incest - a game for the entire family!