Related:

• Life is like a clock: you can work constantly and be right all the time, or not work at all and be right at least twice a day.
• I hate to agree with Tim Maroney on anything, but I guess this latest is an example of the fact that even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
  -- Lee Lady, lady@uhccux.UUCP...
• If there is no wind, row. -- Polish proverb
• Words must be weighed, not counted. -- Polish Proverb
• The greatest love is a mother's, then a dog's, then a sweetheart's. -- Polish proverb
• Do not push the river, it will flow by itself. Polish Proverb
• Call yourself a Time Lord? A broken clock keeps better time than you do.
  At least it's accurate twice a day, which is more than you ever are. -- Tegan, The Visitatio...
• A misty morning does not signify a cloudy day. -- Ancient Proverb