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• Every Solidarity center had piles and piles of paper .
  .. everyone was eating paper and a policeman was at the door....
• You know why there are so few sophisticated computer terrorists in the United States?
  Because your hackers have so much mobility into the establishment....
• Grocery bagger to customer: "Do you want to destroy a tree by using a paper bag or endanger the environment with plastic?
• Anonymous Noncoward writes, "For my Economics 101 class, I have to pretend to be Bill Gates and write an editorial defending Microsoft against anti-trust charges, citing economic principles.
  To complete such an assignment violates every moral fiber of my body....
• Wiggum: Son, you wait here while Daddy tries to talk some sense into this raving derelict.
  [the man raves as Wiggum walks up] Wiggum...
• Justice and solidarity feel good. In the end. -- A comment on the price of liberty. From AARGH!
• pencil and paper n. An archaic information storage and transmission device that works by depositing smears of graphite on bleached wood pulp.
  More recent developments in paper-based technology include improved `write-once' update devices which use tiny rolling heads similar to mouse balls to deposit colored pigment....
• YOU TOO CAN MAKE BIG MONEY IN THE EXCITING FIELD OF PAPER SHUFFLING!
  Mr. TAA of Muddle, Mass. says: "Before I took this course I used to be a lowly bit twiddler....