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• It's not the bullet that kills you, it's the hole!
• A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away.
  -- Barry Goldwate...
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• With a little luck, there's no reason why you can't live to be one hundred.
  Once you 've done that, you've got it made, because very few people die over one hundred....
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a governement big enough to take from you everything you have.
  -- Gerald R. Ford...
• This place just isn't big enough for all of us. We've got to find a way off this planet.
• Apu: Snap on your bulletproof vest, Sanjay, it's time for another bank run.
  Sanjay: All right. But if I don't make it, promise you won't sleep with my wife....