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• Nothing is better than Sex. Masturbation is better than nothing.
  Therefore, Masturbation is better than Sex....
• I do nothing, granted. But I see hours pass - which is better than trying to fill them.
  -- E.M. Ciora...
• There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex?
  A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. -- Billy Joel...
• Sex is nothing but Love misunderstood.
• No sex is better than bad sex.
• There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex.
  But there is nothing exactly like it. -- Murphy's laws on sex...