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And Take The New Buskirk Cars. The Ad Says They're Now Rolling Off The Assembly Line.
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And take the new Buskirk cars. The ad says they're now rolling off the
assembly line. If they could keep them on the assembly line they'd have a
better car.
-- Henry Morgan
Related:
Assembly line workers do it over and over.
The following appeared as part of a memo from the president of Automate, a company that manufactures automobiles.
"It has come to my attention that Sparks, Inc., the manufacturing company that just moved into our state, is advertising job openings at salaries that are twice as high as those paid to our experienced assembly-line workers....
Could be you're crossing the fine line A silly driver kind of.
..off the wall You keep it cool when it's t-t-tight ....
Nature, the vicar of the Almightie Lord.
-- Geoffrey Chaucer (1328-1400) -- The Assembly of Fowles, Line 379...
Homer opens the door resolutely, then unplugs the TV] [the kids, watching it, open their mouths] Home
[quickly] Kids! Here's $50, why not go to the movies, then take a cab to your aunts' house?...
For out of the old fieldes, as men saithe, Cometh al this new corne fro yere to yere
And out of old bookes, in good faithe, Cometh al this new science that men lere....
Farmer who cannot keep his hands off his wife ------> better fire them -- Confucius Say
Genius doesn't work on an assembly line basis. You can't simply say, "Today I will be brilliant.
-- Kirk, "The Ultimate Computer," stardate 4731.3...
Once upon a time, there was a fisherman who lived by a great river.
One day, after a hard day's fishing, he hooked what seemed to him to be the biggest, strongest fish he had ever caught....