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• GENERATION, OLDER The people that don't understand you. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• GENERATION, YOUNGER The people that you don't understand. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• INCOMPETENCE A politer word for stupidity. If you are accused of incompetence, just remember, it is far better to be incompetent than incontinent (see below).
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• TEST Computer term. The name of every file that you can't think of a proper name for.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• AND NOW A QUICK COMPUTER JOKE " Life's a batch, then you DIR " -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA.
• MATHS And now for a quick mathematics lesson. Firstly, back to the basics.
  If you have five Peter Andre CDs, and you smash two against the wall, burn another, stomp on one, and frisbee one more out of the window, how many do you have left?...
• DICTIONARY A book, generally in alphabetical order, which lists the definitions of a number of words.
  It is often postulated that persons who are unfamiliar with the spellings of words should refer to dictionaries....
• ICE What water becomes if you freeze it. (See "gas", "Celsius") The main uses of ice are to cool down drinks with, place down people's backs, and economical housing for Eskimos.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• USHER Formerly a person who would escort the audiences to their sea
  cinema ushers are now relegated to clearing out the snogging teenagers in the back-row who haven't realised the film has ended....