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• Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
  -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I hate the subway. And these guys begging for spare change.
  They come around with their hand out yelling, "Spare a quarter!...
• A wino asked me for change. I gave him my shirt...
• The Martian landed his saucer in Manhattan, and immediately upon emerging was approached by a panhandler.
  Mister," said the man, "can I have a quarter?" The Martian asked, "What's a quarter?...
• How many Sagittarians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room long enough for them to give the bulb a quarter turn a piece....
• How many scientologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but if you want a cleared bulb it'll take years and years and set you back a quarter million bucks....
• It is rare that, after having given the key of her heart, a woman does not change the lock the day after.
• Thirty cents short of a quarter.