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• Call my cat? No, I just run the can opener.
• No, just another minute on the modem, and THEN you can call 911!
• I'm a living saint, but you can just call me Sister Cindy. -- Sister Cindy
• SLH paws at the front door] Marge: OK, you can go out and play, but no more you-know-what in front of the house, all right?
  [the dogs run out] Hey! What'd I just say?...
• every once in a while, you can get shown the light in the strangest of places if you just look at it right.
  .. -- Grateful Dead...
• How can you afford something like this, Ned? I mean, I get your mail once in a while, and you make only $
  27 a week more than I do. -- Homer, "Call of the Simpso...
• Once an appeal is made to force to settle a disagreement, it is well to remember that there is now one thing you can not afford, and that is to lose.
• I have a switch in my apartment... it doesn't do anything.
  ... Every once in a while, I turn it on and off.......
• Skinner: [to Edna] I'll handle this. Simpson! I'm giving you till the count of three to come out!
  One, two, three! [pause] I've done all I can do....