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• An ugly carpet will last forever. -- Erma Bombeck
• There are some things that are so serious that you have to laugh at them. -- Niels Boh
• Be good, sweet maid, and let who will be clever; Do noble things, not dream them, all day long
  And so make life, death, and that vast forever One grand sweet song....
• It's all so painfully empty and lonesome... I don't think I can stand any more of it.
  .. the whole dreadful way we are born, die, and are never missed....
• It's all so painfully empty and lonesome... I don't think I can stand any more of it.
  .. the whole dreadful way we are born, die, and are never missed....
• app /ap/ n. Short for `application program', as opposed to a systems program.
  Apps are what systems vendors are forever chasing developers to create for their environments so they can sell more boxes....
• app: /ap/ n. Short for `application program', as opposed to a systems program.
  Apps are what systems vendors are forever chasing developers to create for their environments so they can sell more boxes....
• Ben Lexcen only went to school for three years, so he never learnt that some things are impossible.
• I plan on living forever. So far, so good.