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• Either they go, or I do. -- Oscar Wilde, of his new bedroom curtains (attrib.), 1900
• My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death.
  One or the other of us has to go. -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) -- in Frank Harris Oscar Wilde...
• Either that wallpaper goes, or I do." ~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900
• You ought to be a doctor," he said to Turner, "as you always want people to do what they don't want to.
  -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) -- 28 November 1900, two days before his death, -- when he was already rather ill....
• A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
  -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900), "The Picture of Dorian Grey", 1891...
• I sometimes think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.
  -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)...
• Bernard Shaw is an excellent man; he has not an enemy in the world, and none of his friends like him either.
  -- Oscar Wilde...
• I sometimes think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. -- Oscar Wilde
• I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability. -- Oscar Wilde