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• Christendom is that part of the world where, if a man declare himself to be a Christian, his hearers laugh at him.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• Every man is his own hell. -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)
• A man may be a fool and not know it -- but not if he is married. -- H. L. Mencke
• When a man laughs at his misfortunes, he loses a great many friends.
  They never forgive the loss of their perogative. -- H. L. Mencke...
• Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate. -- Oscar Levant, "The Portable Curmudgeo
• A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that begins to bunch them.
  -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)...
• Every man sees in his relatives a series of grotesque caricatures of himself. -- H. L. Mencke
• Man weeps to think that he will die so soon; woman, that she was born so long ago.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. -- H. L. Mencke